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Gender equality in the Fantastic Four movies
Someone pointed out on my not-so-pleased post about Sue ending up naked in public, that this gag was used on Johnny, too.
And I really, really had to think about that.
Then I remembered. Oh, yeah, they did. And it was a completely different thing.
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Suddenly, Cap voice from spoiled brat Johnny Storm.
I’m confused and disoriented.
Also a little turned on.
And the “GEEKS ARE AWESOME” speech is embarrassing.
Writers.
I will find you. I will make you suffer for your crimes.
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OH MY GOD SUE STORM ENDED UP NAKED IN PUBLIC! IT IS HYSTERICAL! THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!
Because having a woman’s privacy and rights violated for laughs is the best running gag ever!
I will find these writers, and I will make sure they will never reproduce.
Never.
Ever.
Because I’m going to put their testicles in a jar of vodka.
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Poor life choices: we make them
Having survived Fantastic Four with our sanity mostly intact, we have moved on to the second film.
I made Kate a drink with a ladle in order to accomplish this. Ladle of booze, that it what it took to get this DVD playing.
I fear for my life if Chris Evans keeps his shirt on.
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Sue. Reed. NO ONE LIKES YOU. Please leave my screen and take your awkward stupid with you.
Victor, you descended into murderous supervillain pretty damn fast. You are… Not good at the whole “being a human being” thing.
Ben. Stop being a bitch. No one likes a bitch.
Johnny, when you scream, “Why is everyone on my ass?” it’s because your ass is fantastic and it is appreciated.
Kate is yelling, “Steve, how can you be this fucking unhappy?” Either she has stopped watching this movie, or her Sims are misbehaving. Or she’s reading my fic.
Also, the Avengers at least had their team building fight in a deserted forest in Germany, instead of at a motocross stadium.
Sometimes I forget this movie exists.
